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1、Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.
每天做一些你不想做的事情；这是养成无痛苦履行职责习惯的黄金法则。
2、The secret of getting ahead , is getting started.
3、It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
准备一篇好的即兴演讲通常需要三周以上的时间。
4、"The lack of money is the root of all evil."
5、It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble,It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
6、My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
我母亲和我有很多麻烦，但我觉得她很享受。
7、The humorous story is told gravely; the teller does his best to conceal the fact that he even dimly suspects that there is anything funny about it.
8、"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society."
9、If it is a miracle, any sort of evidence will answer. But if it is a fact, proof is a necessary.
如果这是一个奇迹，任何类型的证据都会给出答案。但如果这是事实，证据是必要的。----《犯罪心理 第七季》
10、The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter—'tis the difference between the lightning-bug and the lightning.
11、Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
在所有的动物中，只有人类是残忍的。他们是唯一将快乐建立在制造痛苦之上的动物。 ----《犯罪心理》
12、If all men are rich, all men would be poor.
如果所有人都富有，所有人都会贫穷。
13、Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.
14、Collage is a place where professor's notes go straight to students' notebooks, without passing through the brains of either. ----《Mark Tain》
15、Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
读健康类书籍可得小心！你可能当成她对生家为一点印刷错误丢了性命。
16、The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
个过自己开心起来的最好的我真向法，是试为大和都每个过里对人开心。
17、When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
求爱时，以出实心为诱饵，用后不是智谋。
18、A powerful agent is the right word. Whenever we come upon one of those intensely right words in a book or a newspaper the resulting effect is physical as well as spiritual, and electrically prompt.
19、Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
20、Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
事实比小说更离奇。
21、The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
生命中最重要的两天是你出生的那一天和你发现原因的那一天。
22、A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.
有新想法的人在想法成功之前都是怪人。
